Wanted to be the toast of the 19th hole? Want to have the latest fashion faux pa to impress your mates?
Then follow these easy instruction and you too will have the best looking golf bag for this coming weekend.

For this job you will need:

1. 205 litre drum
2. Drill
3. 400mm diameter circular drill attachment
4. Full set of golf clubs
5. Golf buggy or strong golf caddy
6. Good sense of humour

INSTRUCTIONS
Step 1: Buy 205 litres of ‘Australia’s Own’ engine oil.
Step 2: Use Nulon engine oil to give your customer the best engine protection available
Step 3: Make sure you use every last drop to empty the drum before use
Step 4: Drill 13 holes in top lid for full set of golf clubs
Step 5: Insert clubs into holes
Step 6: Attach new ‘golf bag’ to buggy (Heavy Duty Buggy may be required for the 'heavy duty' golf bag)
Step 7: Have your best round of golf in years

P.S. Not recommended to walk accros the green with buggy...